I love that joke with all my heart. I’m not being sarcastic. I’m just flat-out wide-eyed goddam retarded for stupid jokes. You know the pirate one, with the ship’s wheel down his pants and orders a beer and the bartender’s all like you know and he goes “drivin’ me nuts”? LOVE IT. LOVE IT TO DEATH.

Truly, I musta told that joke like a hundred times over the years. I don’t even tell it very well, but it doesn’t effin’ matter.