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boring is a state of mind :: August 10th, 2007

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The thing you have to keep in mind about the Molemen is that they look all blind and clumsy but they are actually generally very fit and athletic and they will mess you up if you go and bore a hole into the middle of their colony. A lot of people will just get their digdug on the first time out without really reading the Navigation Safety Manual, and you know what happens to those people? They lose fingers. Arms, sometimes. And good luck getting those back from a pissed off Moleman.

Also: ease the throttle forward. This isn’t a dang sports car, kiddo. It’s not a Porsche, all cherry red and ready for a cocaine party. You got to let these things warm up a bit, yeah? Respect the borer if you want it to respect you.