I play the drums like Dr. Who vacations: out of time.  It’s like my limbs are really needy and can’t stand to spend time apart, so when I get my foot sort of tapping out four on the floor and then I get one hand to play the two and the four on the snare and the other starts hitting eighth notes on the ride, after a couple seconds of that they all look at each other and get super excited about it all and then suddenly I’m just hitting everything at once eight times a second WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM etc.

It’s like a three year old throwing a tantrum in the Kitchen Kaboodle cookware section.  It’s really goddam terrible, is what it is.